and he's BLEEDING!

Emerson, Lake and Powell.

Nice one, Mars Vulva. Back of the net!

*raises hand*

An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion!

You'll have to dye your mane, but I think you have the range to pull this off. Good luck.

Misread what you wrote there. But still: Good God.

Nah, it's just insulting right now. It'll get retarded when it comes out in 3-D.

…of Roland's Thompson gun…

CHOCOLATE BUNNY NEEDS BRACES

@avclub-08ba7ce35158279b64af606fcbd6a2ce:disqus - what about "Just A Touch"? Stipe does the "I'm so young, I'm so goddamned young" quote as the song ends…

Word.

I STOP FAPPING WHENEVER I SEE WHITNEY CUMMINGS!

@avclub-f0efb5f6cb4ce54821a9c5c6e1dff052:disqus - I recall reading someplace that Stipe chose the word because non-English speakers said it was one of the prettiest words in the English language. The other was "cellar door".

The Event went a whole season. Looks like this one is 3 episodes and out. Otherwise, good call.

I was going to mention "Then We Came To The End" but I remember it did go first person at one point; never read the Virgin Suicides. Next time you see Keith, can you ask him about the other two, please?

So now that the Louie thing is over and done, it's okay to hate Dane Cook again, again?

I'm trying to think if I have ever read anything longer than a short story that's just third person plural throughout. Coming up empty.

Mr. Fox? Fantastic.

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus - 1984, IIRC.