Like Syamalan's "The Village"
only, y'know, good.

Is P.J. O'Rourke still a drunk?

Golf IS a cult - one that seems to be recruiting younger and younger supplicants these days. Guys in their late 20's are starting to sound like Bosrcht-belt comedians, complaining about their golf game, and how their wives or girlfriends won't let them play golf, and arguing passionately about this brand of club v.…