I would just watch it. The beginning has a couple CW-esque funny moments of awfulness that will get you through it.

It has the lead from Under the Dome and the guy from the XBox commercials in big roles, so it must be trash.

I know "Friends" gets a lot of crap around here (and as someone watching it all the way through for the first time, it certainly isn't good to start), but "The One With The Rumor" is one of my favorite TV episodes ever.
One of the rare occasions where the multi-cam laughter-in-the-background format pumps up the…

You and @avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus are awful close to actual Phil Simms dialogue.

Probably because that would remind you of things they don't have and tempt you to switch streaming services.

I just figured there was a lot of overlap between the two (again, wasn't meant to be antagonizing in any way)

I'm sure very few people around here are aware of Dancing With The Stars, but it's always been on in my household because my family likes it, and curious if anyone has ever been influenced to root against an otherwise likable contestant (in this case, Bindi Irwin) on a reality show because the show shoves them down…

Don't even have to change the theme song…
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way…"

They could have just said, "Here, here's Caity Lotz in Days of Future Past/American Hustle type outfits in a show about-" and I would have just stopped them there and said I'm in.

Um, I think you mean "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Sponsored by Duracell"

People downtown sure are friendly.

I vote for Cousin Skeeter

Movie it, Football Head

(….guessing you meant to reply to a different comment?)

Because Grantland is no longer a thing thanks to ESPN preferring to ax all of Grantland rather than drop a single big name like serial harasser Chris Berman.
(BTW how are you on this site and an HP listener but don't know Grantland is gone? Not snark, seriously curious)

Greenwald's writing is annoying due to the incredibly overstuffed amount of references that obscure his actual analysis, but their podcasts are great. With the departure of Firewall and Iceberg, they're the only TV review podcast I listen to ( /am aware of)

Is that a transcript of an Ariana Grande performance?

If you like that one, check out the Clone Wars episode "Sabotage," has a nice homage to it (that's not too homage-y since it's the same war).

Someone correct me if I'm wrong: If you're not a Nielsen home, isn't it actually better to watch online/OnDemand since that registers traffic when you otherwise wouldn't?

I can't decide if Angelica should be Ellen Parsons or Patty Hewes.