Is Sy Snootles single? Hubba hubba!

Weird Al's cover is the best.

Did anybody notice the similarity to this week's "Gravity Falls"? A pushover trying to run a store.

Also, on the Simpsons, Homer ate a gallon (?) of ice cream.

Way back in the early 1990's, a short horror film called "Under the Car" aired on either Showtime or Cinemax. I never saw it, but I was intrigued by the plot summary in TV Guide, and I saw a picture of the film's monster in an issue of Fangoria. I have no idea how to see the film now.

…aaaaand it's gone.

"Je Souhaite" is probably my favorite episode of the X-Files.

Yes, I'm going to check it out on Hulu this weekend. This review makes it sound like the second coming of the "V" reboot.

You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the Elf-Wenches are so! beautiful! You'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again.

The Tick comic book, issue 13. Issue 12 had a preview image of the cover of issue 13; it would have introduced the character of Multiple Santa.

Die Hard That Rocks The Cradle
Between a Rock and a Die Hard Place
Die Hard 6: The Hardening

The Larch.

Dey Turker Jyerbs!

The Sgt Pepper movie with Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees featured a gazebo prominently.

Whore! Nun!

I keep imagining him, immediately after this photo, rubbing his hands together and licking his lips, then the waitress comes out and puts the big brontosaurus ribs on the side of his car, and the car tips over

"The Adventures of Jaxxon", please.

I hate Mumford & Sons.

I'm walkin' on sunshine, who-o-oah, 
And don't it feel TUSK!

"Paranormal Activity! Paranormal Activity!"