Whenever I hear it pronounced that way, I think to myself, "Like, oh m'gawd!"

Whenever I hear it pronounced that way, I think to myself, "Like, oh m'gawd!"

"Shazbot!"

"Shazbot!"

Look at you. You're really trying, aren't you? You're wearing all your least-smeggy things.

Look at you. You're really trying, aren't you? You're wearing all your least-smeggy things.

Underthings…
…tumbl-ing.

Underthings…
…tumbl-ing.

Dammit, *I* was going to post an "escape into the real world" joke!

Dammit, *I* was going to post an "escape into the real world" joke!

*rim shot job shot*

*rim shot job shot*

There will be dozens of entries. Dozens!

There will be dozens of entries. Dozens!

WHERE'S DARK CRYSTAL 2 ??

WHERE'S DARK CRYSTAL 2 ??

The frogurt is also cursed.

The frogurt is also cursed.

As a mythical creature, I am offended by this project's clearly racist agenda.

As a mythical creature, I am offended by this project's clearly racist agenda.