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See, that's why we run scripts back through for rewrites. Beauty like this.

Creed's grandson fights Drago's grandson in Russia with intention to kill him but then Creed's son has a heart attack. Drago III saves him with CPR, and Creed III realizes that Russians are really all good. Scenes of Americans hugging Russians, then they have a great fight that's fair and ends in a draw, with each

In Russia, Putin box you. As in put you in a box.

complete…complete….complete…BARF BLACK GOO

Their music isn't quite good enough to overlook the fact that they come off as a bunch of assholes. I am willing to overlook assholery if I like the sounds but not in this case.

Of course not. Sarah McLachlan would never ever make any kind of a stink, much less a big one.

HI-YO!!!!!!

Really creepy

If it makes you feel any better, Mary-Louise, I would love to bang the hell out of you. Will you return to acting now?

Is the big twist she is being haunted by her dead ex-husband Tony?

I don't care what anyone says, Dwight Yoakum killed it in this movie. Even though he was killed hisself.

I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!

well all right then

two kinds a salsa in your burrito/think that makes you clever, don't you boy?

Then maybe he just needs a visit from The Polyphonic Spree!

Obviously Mac would take all these monsters out if he was in those robots showing off his sweet karate moves.

OH I, IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII I'M STILL ALIVE

*in evil Russian accent* moose and squirrel moose and squirrel TIS ALWAYS MOOSE AND SQUIRREL

I hated The Killing with a visceral passion after the first season shit but got talked into watching season 3 and I have to say, it's pretty good. So far.