So-so on Joel but here are the three albums of his that are better and deserve AV Club time:

So-so on Joel but here are the three albums of his that are better and deserve AV Club time:

Who do you think would play her?

Who do you think would play her?

Johnny Depp is retro hipster? Fuck. I guess I'll go for a colonoscopy now.

Johnny Depp is retro hipster? Fuck. I guess I'll go for a colonoscopy now.

Don't worry, they'll probably have Angus Young pop out from a stage riser to play a lead to throw the old bastards a bone.

Don't worry, they'll probably have Angus Young pop out from a stage riser to play a lead to throw the old bastards a bone.

Ace is a fucking great guitar player and Fake Ace is bullshit. I'll stand on Gene Simmon's gold-plated coffee table in my dragon boots and shout that.

Ace is a fucking great guitar player and Fake Ace is bullshit. I'll stand on Gene Simmon's gold-plated coffee table in my dragon boots and shout that.

I always thought this guy never got enough credit, especially for Runaway. I agree, I wonder what people made of it, as that keyboard sound was bizarre for the day.

I always thought this guy never got enough credit, especially for Runaway. I agree, I wonder what people made of it, as that keyboard sound was bizarre for the day.

Yeah, met him as well and he truly is a really nice guy, at least from my brief talking to him. And he is shockingly small.

Yeah, met him as well and he truly is a really nice guy, at least from my brief talking to him. And he is shockingly small.

I thought either my eyes were going or they were trying for that evil metal out of focus look.

I thought either my eyes were going or they were trying for that evil metal out of focus look.

Groucho Marx was a fucking genius.

Groucho Marx was a fucking genius.

They label their 80s period as a misstep and that's a true statement. I think their recent stuff is pretty damn good.

They label their 80s period as a misstep and that's a true statement. I think their recent stuff is pretty damn good.