I don't accept the mime rape episode of Little House as being realistic because the raped girl got pregnant and everybody knows mime rape isn't legitimate rape.

I don't accept the mime rape episode of Little House as being realistic because the raped girl got pregnant and everybody knows mime rape isn't legitimate rape.

I hope he isn't yelling "I'll break your fucking neck" at his penis while he's jerking.

I hope he isn't yelling "I'll break your fucking neck" at his penis while he's jerking.

This is the post of the month for the AV Club.

This is the post of the month for the AV Club.

All your posts are even better if you imagine Daffy Duck jumping around and screaming them.

All your posts are even better if you imagine Daffy Duck jumping around and screaming them.

Damn right. That album is remarkable.

Damn right. That album is remarkable.

Fire up the drones

Fire up the drones

I know. I like Nathan's writing but he comes off as a dick bully here. Or a bully dick. Whatever. Anyway, he's being mean.

I know. I like Nathan's writing but he comes off as a dick bully here. Or a bully dick. Whatever. Anyway, he's being mean.

yourrite, Shyamalan.

yourrite, Shyamalan.

That is a lot of snacks they have handy on that table.

That is a lot of snacks they have handy on that table.

Excuse me but you cannot call them a "fairy" - they are "little winged beings"

Excuse me but you cannot call them a "fairy" - they are "little winged beings"