Yeah….I imagine Jeff Tweedy might on occasion smell like a Chicago stockyard on a summer day in 1884.

SOMEONE FUCKING ATE ALL THE COOL RANCH DORITOS.

SOMEONE FUCKING ATE ALL THE COOL RANCH DORITOS.

Based on the video, Robo Redneck is a wild animal poachin', meth-makin', alcoholic who is just like a normal redneck, except supersized. Got it.

Based on the video, Robo Redneck is a wild animal poachin', meth-makin', alcoholic who is just like a normal redneck, except supersized. Got it.

an old guy in my office was just bitching about how young guys don't seem to shave anymore. So I showed him the picture with this post. He got annoyed.

an old guy in my office was just bitching about how young guys don't seem to shave anymore. So I showed him the picture with this post. He got annoyed.

He was probably just trying to impress a stunning looking woman. Who wouldn't want to impress Aisha Tyler. Give the man a pass.

He was probably just trying to impress a stunning looking woman. Who wouldn't want to impress Aisha Tyler. Give the man a pass.

Jiminy Christmas, Dave, you have some bright white teeth.

Jiminy Christmas, Dave, you have some bright white teeth.

She's a Black Magic Woman. I got all esoteric on everyone and went for Schlong's Santana roots.

She's a Black Magic Woman. I got all esoteric on everyone and went for Schlong's Santana roots.

I thought it was from a retirement home for hipsters.

I thought it was from a retirement home for hipsters.

Air, Daft Punk, and Phoenix played at my house. I had to buy a fuckload of cheese.

Air, Daft Punk, and Phoenix played at my house. I had to buy a fuckload of cheese.

I get LED Soundsystem on a much deeper level than any of you.

I get LED Soundsystem on a much deeper level than any of you.

Seth McFarland's agent probably is already tired of all the speaker requests from plushie convention organizers.