What sold that for me was dude's expression after he said it, as if he was saying "that's right, a caveman with a sophisticated palate….bitch."

The best of these commercials is the one at the party. "Guess what, Tina's here and we're getting back together" "HEY! GIVE US A MINUTE?"

Holy fuck, I know. That commercial killed me. 900 miles for fake meat.

Which is the funniest thing about Police Academy 6

I am forever in her debt for that amazing lesbian scene with Joan Chen in Wild Side.

Was the safe word "cacao"?

cool story bro?

This is when you say "cool story bro" and really mean it.

FEEEDDDDBBBBAAAACCCCCCKKK squeal.

The critic fight over this is going to be epic. I foresee Greg and Jim on Sound Opinions coming to blows.

It's a pretty good movie. It really is. I think people won't give it a chance due to Gallo's asshole-ness.

This was the Atlas Shrugged of conservative comedies.

I'll make some sandwiches.

I was born in 1967.

Maybe he was trying to appeal to the Steampunk crowd. Because remote-controlled toy steamboats sound as Steampunk as fuck.

"Dawn Richard has spent the bulk of her career working under or alongside Diddy."
Hey, who hasn't?

He must have scared the ever-living shit out of his bandmates in Damn Yankees. The girly guy from Styx and a member of Night Ranger don't strike me as Ted kinda guys.

Maybe he meant Communist cars, like the ones U2 drove around in that one One video. Hey look, I am trying to help.

That's a mighty fancy frilly shiny jacket you got on there, singer boy.

What about Titanic? Can't believe they didn't make that into a series. The boat sinks VERY slowly.