jayma mays is the best! the thing is, is that i hate will, and all jayma's scenes have will's squishy-chin face in them.

he was totally being sincere. that is what made it so mortifying

Will, GRoss
can anyone also not stand will. i hate the character and the actor who plays him. he is borderline retarded and really weak and passive. i do not want him to get together with the cute guidance counselor because she is way too good for him. i find him so annoying and even though this shouldn't matter…

paintbrushes and awkwardness
NO! that line ash said about v brother being picasso and how was happy to be just near such a brilliant artist of our time was not sweet. it was AWFUL and embarrassing. watching that was like watching the british office. it was so cringe worthy and awkward that i had to look away and…

ah good to know. i will lay down upon my sword in dishonor. also, i am a chick not a bro. i bet my male bathroom sign avatar confuses all.

the nightman cometh
i thought this episode was awesome until i watched the "nightman cometh" right after. now it is downgraded to "alright." and i will be saying"i'm gonna knock your face off of your face!" in an angry charlie voice until 30 rock comes on and i can awkwardly quote it to people who don't know what i…

a let down from last week's awesomness, but i mean i still had some laughs.

"grandma" means butt fisting. duh. haha indeed

i'm moving my bowels like yeah!

airplane book
like zach, i read chabon's other (amazing) works first and found this one distractingly bad comparatively. i just could not read it without being utterly disappointed and wishing that i had read it first so that maybe i could enjoy it for what it is. i find it hard to believe this is the same author…

when i saw seyfried in a bathing suit in "mamma mia" (definitely worth having to see "mamma mia" for) i knew i would see anything she was in which includes this movie.

loved that line too! i half love and half hate this show. i love it for killer one liners like that and "stay away from aerosol cans because you are about to go up in flames" but i hate that overproduced singing and any scene with the teacher because it will be corny and not campy.

don't forget french feminist films
SEX IS COMEDY SEX IS COMEDY!

i feel the same way. the purple and black dress was hot and that trashy hooker suit from the fake kirsten dunst was a hot mess.

also blayne could be present to make some "girlicious" barf bags.

my parents used to call me noodles when i was a kid and i never knew why. and then i asked why a few years ago, and they told me it was from PF so i went to watch it and was horrified! but also realized that my parents were awesome.

agree with ashley completely. it's not like she didn't do the challenge or anything she was just upset, and rightly so. i think gay people all over america should boycott weddings- refuse to do bride and bridesmaids hair, refuse to decorate for the wedding, refuse to cater and refuse to go so that straight couples…

horny patty
glad to see lauren weedman getting work as horny patty. she is awesome! i would do her. btw. women watch this show i promise.

kevin's turnips
i ate at kevin's restaurant on my birthday this year and had turnips there for the first time. guy really knows how to cook a turnip! who knew also, he came by the table and seemed really shy and nervous so i thought he would have no personality and not last long on the show at all. seems i was very…

i totally miss evil genius ben! this season has made him a seem like a sad follower with some kind of heart (wah wah i can't kill children wah why doesn't jacob love me) i want the old ben yore to come back who did not think twice about wiping out all of those poor dharma children. but i have hope that ben will have…