mouth-breathing Appalachians!

…balls?

They should call this thing The Weeks.

That's a great little moment.  I love that he treats the festival like an absurd joke, at least in the beginning.

Don't walk away!

Seurry FOR CARING.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

I felt the same way, but I also hate fun.

Surely our Lord and Savior deserves at least a gentleman's F!

Surely our Lord and Savior deserves at least a gentleman's F!

Yeah, it's the brown stuff on the map.

Yeah, it's the brown stuff on the map.

It's like my heart is getting hard!

It's like my heart is getting hard!

I don't understand the question, and I will not respond to it.

I don't understand the question, and I will not respond to it.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Will you stop sniffing!

Will you stop sniffing!