I like to hope there is a good 45 minutes of Victoria dealing with strippers in her mansion on a cutting room floor somewhere, just waiting to be released upon the world.

Smell that?

Smell that?

I can't handle this show but I wanted to stop in on a review (holy shit, there are still reviews!) to ask one simple questions:  Have they made Han do a Gangnam Style parody yet?

I can't handle this show but I wanted to stop in on a review (holy shit, there are still reviews!) to ask one simple questions:  Have they made Han do a Gangnam Style parody yet?

Well this episode was the first centerpiece for Giancarlo Esposito. So….yeeeeaaah. Yikes, NBC.

Well this episode was the first centerpiece for Giancarlo Esposito. So….yeeeeaaah. Yikes, NBC.

How is the 'Thanks for the dance' line sexist?  It's a common response for that situation with males and females.  It's been said to me a surprising number of times now that I'm forced to think about it.  Maybe I blocked out such blatant and awful harassment.

How is the 'Thanks for the dance' line sexist?  It's a common response for that situation with males and females.  It's been said to me a surprising number of times now that I'm forced to think about it.  Maybe I blocked out such blatant and awful harassment.

Really?  I actually thought they recast a younger actress this season.  She looks younger to me.  I figured they were changing how they do her makeup/costumes to make her pairing or ultimate demise more moving.

Really?  I actually thought they recast a younger actress this season.  She looks younger to me.  I figured they were changing how they do her makeup/costumes to make her pairing or ultimate demise more moving.

I definitely thought the scene where Elena was remembering Damon's previous compulsion was a continuity error at first and was super pissed.  I was glad to see it was actually just a clever vehicle to show that scene to Elena again.

I definitely thought the scene where Elena was remembering Damon's previous compulsion was a continuity error at first and was super pissed.  I was glad to see it was actually just a clever vehicle to show that scene to Elena again.

Hopefully Janet Montgomery and Kyle Maclachlan can find a better show.  They were good and actually forced me to set a DVR on this one.

Hopefully Janet Montgomery and Kyle Maclachlan can find a better show.  They were good and actually forced me to set a DVR on this one.

Agreed.  What do they do when they do laundry?  Ponder the greater acceptability of violence in today's society and it's implications on future generations perceptions of foreign policy?

Agreed.  What do they do when they do laundry?  Ponder the greater acceptability of violence in today's society and it's implications on future generations perceptions of foreign policy?

You leave the venerable Ms. Connie Britton out of this, Amelie.

You leave the venerable Ms. Connie Britton out of this, Amelie.

The neighbors reminded me of the smug assholes I have met that tell me they don't own a TV because, like, TV is a waste of time man.  Then they sit around watching everything I watch but on Netflix a year later.