It's possible it means you have spilled your own blood…a purple heart of sorts?

He gave Coach Taylor extra time to pay for those Lion's uniforms in his job as an under armor distributor before he became a stay at home Dad.  Always sticking his neck out for people ,that Joel.

Definitely needed a three way kiss.  America will not tolerate an onlooker.

I have a surprisingly large amount of hope for this.  I think it's the self aware name.  Also I have been considering that maybe I find kind of bad and obvious shows annoying because I see the jokes coming a mile away and when they do land it confirms my intuition.  Everyone likes to be right!

You really should.  I mean yeah it's a kids show but it only really shows in the first couple episodes.  Oddly enough it makes you really love the characters by the end and has one of the most satisfying conclusions I have seen.  It's streaming on Netflix, go get it!

Schwing, friends. Schwing indeed.

Interesting for Netflix to be making a business decision that its customers won't universally revile.

I don't think Jionni was smart enough to reconcile the idea that her livlihood depends on her being 'Snooki' once a year.  It seemed like when they were on the phone and when he visited he expected private time.  He seems very self conscious of discussing anything with her or showing affection on camera and gets…

Is it weird that part of me hopes so?  Like it was some grand joke of the TV writing community?

I see what you're saying…that there is promise here but there are two things that keep pulling me out of any potential escapist enjoyment I might begin to experience with this show:

I have both seen that movie and read the novelization.  Yeah, it's like that.

Someone at NBC is pitching a police procedural in a world where Dinosaurs exist right now.

I absolutely can't wait to see 'Backup Brittany' on Dancing with the Stars in the near future.

What an impassioned ad hominem attack of a mediocre show.  2 and half gold stars for you!

Here's hoping this gets cancelled quick so I can see Minka Kelly in something good. 

Prediction: They take the line where people tangentially related to her keep dying and she keeps remembering blah blah blah.  Then at the end of the season (or during sweeps) one of the side characters discovers that Carrie has been killing all of them and BSing the police into thinking other people did it.  The big…

It's definitely an attempt to better identify the cost structure with the revenue streams.  I would imagine this could be done in house without a stupid name but what are ya gonna do?  There has to be some darker ulterior motive to it.  Is this one of the seals of the apocalypse maybe?

I refuse to watch a show that can't spell it's own damn name.  Even despite Mario Lopez's oddly sexual grin attempting to lure me in.

I feel it's key to relate to cast of Jersey Shore to engage them on their level.

I've always kind of wondered…are there still Nielsen boxes out there?  Or can they draw data directly from cable/satellite boxes now?  Do they count DVRs?  Am I killing my favorite shows by drinking to excess then coming home and enjoying them from my DVR?