This is for Chris: "whaaa whaaaa you don´t do moviezzz, is diiiifficult, it is haaaard, can´t do a review of a moviezz ´cause you dont make them whaaa whaaaa".  Grow up dude.  Making movies is a privilege.  It should be art.  People have all the right in the world to call a piece of shit, a piece of shit.  We are…

Because Asylum.

(reads Washington comment, calls superior) Sir, look at this, we need to get Washington to Guantanamo Bay.  This guy needs a vacation.

Because it is all for kids.  Or prospective mass murderers.  Take your pick.

Hey, but at least Brittany Murphy career is going well! What… Why are you looking at me like that?

What´s On Tonight: Internet Version

Yeah, that was the reason, just that.

He must have a trust fund and since he is in America, no nice girl to spend it it with (no "on",  "with").  Or he must be poor, and after 8 hours a day of work he goes back home to watch TV and sleep.  Get out jerodast! You can do it! Ask for a passport and get out!

I am impressed that you remember your childhood.  Is all a fuzzy haze for me.

I hate "The Facebook Movie".  It is a pitiful homage to the "entrepreneurs" that make this world a worse place to live.  Google guys? Geniuses, both of them.  The Facebook Harvard boy? Just a Harvard boy, that´s all.  Now, it seems to me that the AV Club doesn´t like this Sorkin one just because it has humans on it. …

I hate "The Facebook Movie".  It is a pitiful homage to the "entrepreneurs" that make this world a worse place to live.  Google guys? Geniuses, both of them.  The Facebook Harvard boy? Just a Harvard boy, that´s all.  Now, it seems to me that the AV Club doesn´t like this Sorkin one just because it has humans on it. …

Thank you.  The fee is called "reciprocity fee" and it mirrors the amount to be paid to try to obtain a visa to the US.  The moment the visa fee is waived or lowered, the reciprocity fee to enter Argentina will disappear or go down.  For Americans is valid for 10 years I think, and it is implemented in many South…

Dude, French in 1968.  Chinese in 2100.

Wait, you mean that because I have academic degrees I should be earning a high wage? I knew it! I knew I was being sidelined! OK, now, were I need to go to ask for my raise?

Well, you need to pay , I think, 160 USD for the pleasure of going to an interview at the embassy.  Then, if they decide that you are not really a prospective tourist that will go back to his/her country, they deny the visa and, of course, they keep the money.  If you get the visa after all, you still can be denied…

Shit! (runs…)

Bolivia is still a poor country, but it is amazingly beautiful (well, not most of the girls).  Still, they have one of the biggest reservoirs of litium in the world, so they´re in their way to become the next Saudi Arabia.

Of course, you are Jewish.

How did you got inside? Guards, get him!

If you tell your representative to eliminate some of the ridiculous requirements to obtain a tourist visa to the States, I might go back there some day to visit.  Until that happens, Europe, South East Asia, South America etc. are higher in my list.