In a world where Internet exists, and girls get naked for your amusement in every dating site, why would somebody watch GGW videos? The same for those naked ladies bars, why do they exist when you can save some money and travel to Thailand, Colombia, Brazil or… lots of parts of this world and experience better stuff?…

You need to watch more cable at 2 AM.  It will be this or Johnny Mnemonic.  Good times!

My parents went to Cancun, they told me lots of stories involving Americans and specially Canadians getting drunk all day long.  They could not understand why people do that.  The attraction parks (Xcaret) and the Mayan ruins are beautiful, they said.

Do you get the death penalty in the US if you take vacations? (real ones, I mean one entire month).  It feels like it.

Hehe, when I was traveling around the world, I had a blast every time I found an American traveler. "Look, he is… American!".  Love those guys/girls and their amazement at the world outside their frontiers.  So few of them, though.  C´mon ´mericuns, take your passports and come out, the world is expecting ya!

Gaspar Noé! I always tell this story: I met him in Tel Aviv and we talked a bit, he was born in a suburb really close to mine in Buenos Aires, and moved to France when he was a child.  He is a cool cat, seemed to me a little bit crazy.  Walking in the sand while the sun was going down in the Mediterranean, with him,…

This is what Die Hard 4 should have been: "Dance Hard: A night out in the city"

And I was waiting for the downfall from that, but it did not came.  Was weird and out of nowhere.  Why did that happen?

Is there some requirement for the men? I mean, must they be extremely successful for the parents of the bride to agree?

The third guy jumping when they tackled him was gold.

Me.  My mother tongue is Spanish, and I was thinking in English the entire sequence: "This is not going to end well".

I just wanted to share this: http://youtu.be/jbLyHXb1268…

It is actually incredible easy to find her on Facebook, I just send her a message, if you marry her invite me to the wedding, because it has been eight seasons and I need to find the Mother.

And of course it was purposively done that way.  It is a comedy.

Ha!, I do that too.  I am the worst, I actually come up, and say "hi" while touching them in the upper arm, like a little pat.  They don´t have any idea of what I am actually doing.  It always work.  As I said, I am the worst.

Wow, people are quite unforgiving up there.  He lied, he loves her.  He lied because he loves her.  That´s it.  People are not capable of having secrets? No wonder the divorce rate in the US is so high.

Do you really want to tell cops in America that all the trashing was done by a girl? And  she is a cop, also.

As a single man, I would say that the answer is… sex.  Jeanette was good looking and she was good at sex.  So, sex.  SEX.

"Argo" is the liberal vanilla version of "Zero-Dark-Thirty".  Both are about brave ´mericuns fighting for freedom and stuff.  What is infuriating is not the political leanings of the writers, but the low level of artistry shown in both movies.  "Argo" is not a good movie from the standpoint of art appreciation,…

Watch "Enlightened" instead, or a good movie, or read a book.  Don´t give viewership to the Dunham phenomena.  Zosia Mamet was good in Mad Men; here she is insufferable like the rest of the cast.  It is difficult to note because Hanna is a monster, so everything pales around her.