I laughed loudly at the last line.  I am ashamed of myself.  "Family (snorts) with benefits".

I laughed loudly at the last line.  I am ashamed of myself.  "Family (snorts) with benefits".

Bunnies are evil, we know that already, this is the AV Club.

Bunnies are evil, we know that already, this is the AV Club.

Well, he actually is.  At least he tries, which is more that can be said about most hacks.

Well, he actually is.  At least he tries, which is more that can be said about most hacks.

And in Herzogs? And Takens?

And in Herzogs? And Takens?

Funny thing, my short dissertation for Cinema Studies about the subject was called "A Spy is Bourne".

Funny thing, my short dissertation for Cinema Studies about the subject was called "A Spy is Bourne".

Archmage, dude.  Wow.  Are you Terry Pratchett?

Archmage, dude.  Wow.  Are you Terry Pratchett?

(and many many years later, The A.V. Club was still raging on, despite the promises of the President)

(and many many years later, The A.V. Club was still raging on, despite the promises of the President)

Yep, true that. ADD everywhere here.

Yep, true that. ADD everywhere here.

And Rosenbaum is retired.  That Stars Wars review, I agree with him, but wow, that was ruthless.

And Rosenbaum is retired.  That Stars Wars review, I agree with him, but wow, that was ruthless.

Shit man, do not punch the n00b.  Do you know how hard is to be a nerd with a full social life that stills like to read the AV Club but feels inadequate and inferior against the hordes of expert commenters?

Shit man, do not punch the n00b.  Do you know how hard is to be a nerd with a full social life that stills like to read the AV Club but feels inadequate and inferior against the hordes of expert commenters?