I just love killin'!

"I'M LEAVING!"
"That was always an option, kthxbai…"

The Jerry Daycare having a Disney World character version of Beth almost put me in the ground.

It was ineligible because Season 2 ended just barely too soon and Season 3 started just barely too late for the timeframe that they were voting on.

THERE it is. I've been trying to figure out what Fuller was talking about all this time, and now it's so obvious.

"Why would she go on vacation without her wife and child?"

I wasn't worried about Margo before, but after reading some speculation about Hannibal sending his new murder pitbull to the Verger estate, I'm actually terrified for her now. I will only accept it happening if it results in Alana going full-blown Beatrix Kiddo on everyone's ass.

"Will and Hannibal banged on the way back to their home planet."

I get the vibe that the show said "fuck it" with the timeline when season 3 was being written. This feels like the ultimate "bucket list" season, so all bets are off.

The writers failed Wesley left, right, and center, but considering how awful the show became, Tara was far from its worst character.

AND THEN LET'S KILL HER OFF OFFSCREEN AFTER SHE'S BEEN A REGULAR FOR SIX SEASONS! AND THEN DRAG HER THROUGH FANTASY SEQUENCES THAT GO NOWHERE THROUGH THE WHOLE LAST SEASON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

The fact that this is a show that even inspires the phrase "murder husbands" is what makes it one of my favorite shows.

I'm glad Hannibal swooped in to prove the Rutina Wesley knows how to act, because True Blood sure as hell never gave her the opportunity to prove it. Spoiler alert, she's fucking terrific in tonight's episode.

Him and Elizabeth Banks. It's fucking disturbing.

VAGUE SPOILERS I GUESS

I watched the movie for the first time last week, so I don't have the same attachment to it a lot of people do. With that in mind: I thought the movie was really flawed with a lot really fun scenes, and I thought the series was the best comedy I've seen this year. But the movie is essential to fully appreciating it.

My vote: I laughed out loud several times and grinned like an idiot the entire time I watched it. Sometimes shit works out for you and sometimes it doesn't. No big deal.

I really hope Kartheiser follows in Hamm, Slattery, Hendricks, and Jones' footsteps and moves into comedy now that Mad Men's done.

I love that the joke happened long after I gave up on the show commenting on the time lapse.

(WARNING FOR VERY VAGUE SPOILERS, EVEN THOUGH I ASSUME ANYONE READING THIS FAR DOWN THE PAGE HAS ALREADY SEEN THE SECOND EPISODE)