But for real, more like Matt Boner, because that man is so well-constructed that I genuinely feel weird when I look at him.

I watched part of the Paleyfest panel, and Lange seemed so out of it that it's completely possible that she genuinely didn't understand the question. But I'm totally choosing to believe that that was her throwing some world-class shade at the show's decision to hang the next season on a non-actor, because really, what…

Disconnected as she still is from the rest of the show, I'm just glad the show finally found a worthy adversary for her with Bishop. Her last few nemeses have been… underwhelming, and it's just great to finally see her up against somebody who actually come across as a legitimate challenge for her.

I think I'm officially at the point where I'm going to read about the rest of the season instead of actually watching it.

Winters doesn't know this yet, but I'm going to marry him.

Holy shit, Hulu picked this up? Awful job, internet.

You can and she did. I totally do not remember her being this awesome in Season One, although to be fair I was too uncomfortable during the episode with Patrick's family last season to fully make eye contact with my TV.

Turning Doris into more than a quip-machine has been my favorite part of this season. Weedman has more than risen to the occasion, and if Season Three doesn't happen, I really hope a nice show adopts her.

Finding out that "I want to go to there" came from a literal toddler gave me a charge like no comic book origin story ever has.

I totally did dumb toddler claps when he showed up.

One of the many brilliant actresses AHS: Coven completely fucking wasted.

I loved "MAKE IT STOP LOOKING AT ME", because I love dolphins but I found Logan's genuinely terrifying.

(VAGUE THEMATIC SPOILERS, TURN BACK NOW, MORTALS) I fucking adored the courtroom stuff. The biggest complaint I've heard is that they're basically rudely stereotypical to people in rural states and paints them all as idiots, but I can't wrap my head around that argument since I thought their indictment of City…

Honestly, I absolutely loved the ending of the season and feel like the last three episodes watched as a whole create a terrific little movie, and I was honestly baffled when I found out how many people weren't into it.

Since it happened before the Daddy's Boy sequence, that line alone justified Logan's whole existence on the show for me in the moment.

YAS PLZ

I've loved a lot of Kayla's work on this site, but every time she docks this show a point for not properly developing Lillian, I internally scream, "WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!", mostly because her random-ass lines like this are so perfect and I like that they're in my life now.

Yeah, I think she's become a hell of a presence on Mad Men considering her age and the cast she's surrounded by, but sitcoms don't seem like a natural fit for her yet. Or at least Fey-Carlock style sitcoms, where you have to pull off being a cartoon and an actual person at the exact same time. But hey, not everyone…

I was into the Kimmy and Dong storyline originally, but eventually I realized that I was mostly just fascinated by the idea of someone who lost her entire adult life to a bunker and an immigrant bonding over being outsiders in a strange place, and how that relationship develops. Their "WTF bottled water?" scene comes…

WHY! IN THE SINK! IS A VAGINA?!