That character wouldn't work without GA. If you're casting a character that icy and opaque, they better be someone with enough gravitas to hold your attention just by slightly raising an eyebrow, and she's got that shit NAILED.

It's doesn't quite tell me whether to burst out laughing or never stop throwing up, but luckily I've done both, so it might not be an issue after all.

I need help reacting to something.

(GAME SHOW "WRONG" SOUND EFFECT)

Julia Louis Dreyfuss: Brooke Smith's mother, with an expanded 6-episode role in the fifth season THAT WILL OBVIOUSLY EXIST, FUCK YOU GODS OF FATE.

I'm just legitimately curious how a website preferring Enlightened to Breaking Bad in 2013 is worth invoking conspiracy theories and comparisons to actual problems, and why the AV Club subjectively ranking BB second instead of first is tantamount to releasing an article about the world being flat after all.

Please keep talking about the parallels between the working class' inability to pay hospital bills and AV Club users' inability to find a link to a feature as quickly as they theoretically could have on the old website design.

The Roots bullshit was the moment I've been dreading all season, ie the moment that the Delphine/Queenie bullshit becomes full-tilt civil rights fan fiction. And then the breakdown over the music pushed so much further into that direction than I ever thought it would go.

For real. Half of what made lines like that so hilarious was that they would come out of fucking nowhere in the middle of a swamp of human misery.

M+

It almost (just almost, I have priorities) infuriates me that you could build an A+ season of television around Fiona, Misty, Marie, Cordelia, or even Delphine/Queenie (maybe) as lead characters, but instead they shove everyone and 10 extra lead characters into 42 minutes of airtime, not nearly enough to develop the…

"I don't know how to use a 'mickrowave'" is one of the most inexplicable things that I've ever burst out laughing at.

The Greek yogurt line made my heart stop beating for at least three seconds.

I would like to harness some of the internet's pointless petition energy to get Julianne Nicholson series regular status for season two.

Damn straight.

A-. The power of Janney overrides all quibbles for me.

This show's complete indifference to gay characters is weirdly, remarkably progressive, and in a way that I'm not sure that the writers are even aware of.

AHS: Roswell? Circa 1940something?

One of Asylum's major protagonists was a man who was heterosexual enough to have TWO wives that, at least in Murphy's mind, was so absurdly enlightened and pure that aliens from other galaxies felt compelled to protect his offspring.

I think we do in the literal sense, but this was ultimately kind of a trojan horse for NBC. "Series based on a successful pre-existing property with high name recognition? SOLD!"