Is it official yet? Can we say that Alison Brie is the first real life Manic Pixie Dream Girl? I feel like we should give her an award.

Is it official yet? Can we say that Alison Brie is the first real life Manic Pixie Dream Girl? I feel like we should give her an award.

America, where votes are based on charisma rather than the future of the economy.

America, where votes are based on charisma rather than the future of the economy.

"But really, for the moment, the GOP cannot be trusted with power." The pot calling the kettle black doesn't quite seem appropriate here. How about, the black hole calling the kettle black?

"But really, for the moment, the GOP cannot be trusted with power." The pot calling the kettle black doesn't quite seem appropriate here. How about, the black hole calling the kettle black?

Carcetti actually tried in the beginning. So, no not really

Carcetti actually tried in the beginning. So, no not really

It's about 90x worse or have you been overseas the last four years?

It's about 90x worse or have you been overseas the last four years?

And I like how caring about the economy makes me a racist homophobe. Thanks for proving my point.

And I like how caring about the economy makes me a racist homophobe. Thanks for proving my point.

You are the queen/king of straw man arguments.

You are the queen/king of straw man arguments.

No, but David Simon obviously did. Did you read the rest of his rant? He admits it even further. And yeah, my statement still stands: if you care about America, you maybe would have recognized the past four years have been exceptionally shitty. Shittier than previously thought possible. Yet people voted for him again.…

No, but David Simon obviously did. Did you read the rest of his rant? He admits it even further. And yeah, my statement still stands: if you care about America, you maybe would have recognized the past four years have been exceptionally shitty. Shittier than previously thought possible. Yet people voted for him again.…

On the plus side, it appears to be literally impossible for Obama to fuck up America even moreso than he has already. Then again, he is amazingly adept at fucking things up. Never say never. I wouldn't trust him with my bank, much less the nation's economy.

On the plus side, it appears to be literally impossible for Obama to fuck up America even moreso than he has already. Then again, he is amazingly adept at fucking things up. Never say never. I wouldn't trust him with my bank, much less the nation's economy.

Half of America voted on issues and performance. Half of America voted based on race. David Simon is of the latter.

Half of America voted on issues and performance. Half of America voted based on race. David Simon is of the latter.