haha, I love this!

No no, that's Jim Caviezel, though I can see where you'd be confused.

And he did something in Armed And Dangerous but I can't remember what.

Eh, I kind of like her in the Oceans movies, other than that I can't stand her.

His name is Michael Winslow for god's sake! Shameful!

I was hoping…
this was a prequel to Uncle Buck. I mean, shit, if they can make Ace Ventura Jr., they can make that, right?

Don't mind me
I'm just trying to post a comment in every new film review today. Rats off to ya!

So limeys…
any of youse gonna pitch a fit about the IRA up in here or what?

Someone acknowledge my Rochelle Rochelle joke already god dammit!

I've taken advantage of breaking the Back Of Love.

For bothsies? Man, he really is everywhere!

Finally!
We'll finally get to know the story behind Evanescence's glorious rise and lamentable fall!

That's the second Natasha Richardson joke today! Others may boo you sir, but let me just say: there's no such thing as "too soon".

Have you guys ever been to the City On The Edge Of Forever? It's pretty cool but there's this hobbity dude always running around shouting, calling people fuckers.

The girls end up dead in a can in Baltimore and Jimmy McNulty says "Here we go aggaaaaaaain!" Wackity schmakitty dooooooo

I'd rather see…
…the story of a young woman's coming of age on a journey from Milan to Minsk.

Yeah make with more spoilers, I'm not watching this thing either but I want to know how absurd it is.

Look the point is that killing him won't bring back their god damned honey, ok?

Yeah I saw the trailer for that fucking thing and by the end of it I was like "whoa…I want to go see that? What the fuck?" Stupid Wire.

Caricature.