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Smokin
Man, Clara Peller was a hot piece of ass. Where's the beef? In my pants, you old fox.

Keep the Diablo Cody hate coming though, that quotability shit is what I hate most about the milennials: they all judge movies on their quotability. Quotability =/= quality.

hey man, Family Guy might suck now, but American Dad still rules so you have to give McFarlane a pass. We already decided this in the High Council Of Bitchy Dudes On The Internet And What They Hate last week, so deal, chump.

TV Club Classic
We (well, me) demand that someone watch The Prisoner and write words about it! Funny words! Insightful words! Curse words!

Is Charles Cyphers in this?
The commercial seems to imply so, so this might actually be worth seeing. Charles Cyphers owns.

Now now, there isn't really anything wrong with Universal Soldier.