You can almost picture the writers going "Ah fuck" when they get to X. There's also the Xoonah moth and the X-Ray fish

Only if you don't mind seeing the same X-Ray and Xylophone bits over and over again.

Same for gluten free. No, it doesn't taste just like the real thing, it's just that shouting "This tastes like fucking garbage!" when eating your friend's baked goods is frowned upon.

I can't believe they went with "G" yesterday? Are you kidding me? U is long overdue.

Virtually every episode the show has ever made touts at least one of those things.

Well there's still Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline, Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide, Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie…

The Resistance and the government supporting them really doesn't deserve to run the galaxy at this point. How can you let a splinter movement from the ashes of the old Empire compile enough resources to build a goddamn third Death Star type thing? I hope somebody got fired for that blunder. Preferably before their…

*Obligatory joke insinuating that Star Wars fans would be unlikely to be in a romantic relationship with a woman.*

So, any other mildly OCD kids spend days painstakingly etching all of the dust off the screen, millimeter by millimeter until you could see inside it?

Even in a community of nerds, I feel like this might be a bridge too far, but I like doing my taxes. The more obscure the additional schedule you have to attach, the better. We broke down and got an e-filing software this year, and I really missed doing it by hand. However, I'm unreasonably proud of the fact that…

If my daily routine somehow involved getting punched in the face everyday, and then one day I never ended up getting punched, I'd still be annoyed that my routine changed. I'd be a total, disorganized mess until somebody had the decency to deck me in the face.

It sucks to be a what?? The suspense is killing me.

We actively encourage our children to use guns. It's what God intended. Of course, incidents like this (http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/… are just bad luck. Definitely not God showing that he has a sense of humor.

I've really been trying to convince myself that everything is still awesome at the AV Club, but they make it so hard for me, sometimes.

I got caught up in one of the numerous huge data breaches that have happened in the past few years. I've got complimentary credit and identity protection for a while. No changes to my credit since I signed up, but at least once a month, I get an alert that there's a new sex offender living in my area. It's a lot of…

*slow clap*

I just figured I wasn't smart enough to catch it. William R Dawson is clearly operating at a higher level than the rest of us.

People, especially those that are passionate and outspoken about a cause, tend to react defensively to contrary information, even if it's factual. They view it as a personal attack on their beliefs. Even if it's unambiguous, unassailable truth, the chances of them reacting positively to it are quite slim.

You skipped "Reposts outdated articles as if they were current events." RIP Andy Griffith, you meant so much to me!

I have a couple of friends that don't appear to know each other, but both spend their days posting passive aggressive self-pity memes. There is a seemingly endless supply of those.