dude
Siobhan was horrible. Her version of Paint it Black sounded like it was ripped straight from the Cats soundtrack. I like her voice, but I really didn't understand the effusive praise she got. If she actually recorded that song, who in the hell would buy the record? (Although I suspect that her core fan group…

understated brilliance of the night:
The supremely self-satisfied look on Ron's face after he destroys the Indiana Building Code with a table saw.

you don't wanna go down that road . . .
Anyone else get a strong "Pet Sematary" vibe from last night's episode?

You're just pissed because there's no way that LeBron is signing with your shitty 6 win basketball team.

Come on man, that only happened like 13 or 14 times.

Call Ohio whatever you want, but at least we don't have to leech off larger, more prestigious neighboring metro areas to gain an identity. And election stealing? What? Sorry 'bout your tiny pink 15 electoral votes man. Maybe if you could convince more New York and Philly residents to move out to your black hole of…

damn man, look at you! dropping little nuggets of writing wisdom all over in this here comments section. i certainly didn't use "ARE" on purpose in an attempt to mimic the sound of human speech in the region i had just mentioned. what else can you tell me?

didn't watch the show, but. . .
As an Ohio native straight out of ARE COUNTRY, I just wanted to thank you for that 2nd paragraph—both for its content and the fact that it has apparently pissed off a lot of New Yorkers (OH! so it doesn't feel so great when others judge you by where you live? have some, assholes. …

PECOTA—

. . .
"To me the most telling part of tonight's Jay Leno Show was a throwaway moment where Leno mentioned the election of Scott Brown in Massachusetts, and most of the audience cheered. That, in a nutshell, is why people like me hate Leno's guts. He's the figurehead of moron America."

the rhyming is unintentional

haha yes the William McKinley line is underrated

most underrated part of this episode
Puck's delivery of his line in the original version of the commercial:

Tymac,

jay johnston
of mr. show fame was the park ranger, right?

To answer my own question . . . it's "The Christmas Toy" from 1986.

Muppet Christmas Carol FTW
Glad to see some Muppet love in this thread. I was so pumped when it came out on DVD. My favorite version of "A Christmas Carol," bar none (Scrooged does come close). It just has some great tunes.