harlan coben…
is my go-to beach read. that said, i hope nobody tries to make a myron bolitar film.

the answer is ray bradbury.

douche chill!
andy cohen may be the devil. he's easily the least charming/interesting tv "personality" i've ever seen. he's like the anti-seacrest, all bad timing and obvious teleprompter reading.

favorite modern voice actors:
Billy West
H. Jon Benjamin
Jonathan Katz
Dave Willis

so…
pre-judging last temptation of christ = bigoted and small minded.

re: vinyl's "sound"
couldn't a creative producer come up with a way to make mp3s have that same "warmth"? it can't be that difficult, and you could play them on your zunepods or what have you.

kill screen coming up…
just in case you're interested, there's a kill screen coming up.

frustrating
it's like the editors forgot what show they work on this week. this isn't like PR, where viewers can get the same experience of the final product as the judges. all we have to go on is the judges' comments. and they did not do a good enough job of indicating that they liked antonia the least.

bold prediction
this kid's gonna be BIG.

yeah, that's a real ripe target.

hey, "tired of it" said he didn't want to hear about "one-offs," you pig.

well, now that you mention it…

michelle forbes…
is a stone fox.

man did you miss the point
on the dwight subplot. the whole point was to put angela and dwight ALONE together and see what would happen. personally, i was on pins and needles the whole time. it was a wacky schrute-style courtship going on there, even if you couldn't quite make it out.

"suffer foods"?
well played.

well, i may flunk out of law school, but at least i have my Totz "most relevant Simpsons quote of the day" award to fall back on.

Nope.
Sorry, that grade is wrong.

Paula, to Syesha:

i knew you'd pick that scene. man, that was funny.

knife goes in, guts come out…
That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!