i've got goo-fu, my friend. i got nothin.

salute
is that a salute he's giving in that picture? cause i've been trying to figure out what that back of the hand to the forehead shit means for years. it was a staple on the drew carey show back in the day.

elbow:
Years Of Operation 1990-present

i love me some zucker
i don't care what y'all say. jeff zucker is the perfect embodiment of all that is wrong and cynical about this media-loving world, but he's also a chubby bald doofy-looking motherfucker.

wait…
..there's 2 girls 1 cup in this movie?

two things:
-wasn't the book based in the early 90's? why not set the movie then, fixing all the security loophole issues?

ways that bug eyes are mentioned in this article:
"sad, accusatory eyes"

andrew's secret ingredient…?
…crystal meth?

AKA EDGAR FROGG!
he said "AKA Edgar Frogg"!

it's the next "pay it forward"!

this movie's ads
also win the prize for most egregious use of a scene that's not actually in the goddamn movie. when the film was coming out, every ad i saw had a scene where one of the daughters (let's say winken) had taken over driving, despite "Dan's" protests. naturally, winken was having trouble pulling out…

deaths that have been spoiled for me:
-omar
-boadie
-chris moltisanti
-fredo
-darth vader

you all know omar is "special dead," right?

mr. grammar alert
"Enormity" is not the word you want to use here. Unless the tree was…..EEVIL?!

mr. grammar alert
"Enormity" is not the word you want to use here. Unless the tree was…..EEVIL?!

lebowski
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK LEBOWSKI IS THE WORST COEN BROTHERS MOVIE?!

what about the good news?
end of the TV strike?

tears=sympathy votes?
my take on DryRicky: it was all an act. the reason he cried on a hair trigger throughout the competition was so any producers watching would take pity on him and keep him in the game despite his shitty, shitty clothes. this may have been a ploy that only worked in his mind.

tears=sympathy votes?
my take on DryRicky: it was all an act. the reason he cried on a hair trigger throughout the competition was so any producers watching would take pity on him and keep him in the game despite his shitty, shitty clothes. (this may have been a ploy that only worked in his behatted mind.)

tut tut
points off for not calling posting this a "huge mistake".