I will be fine if Antonia, Richard or Carla wins. If either Mike or Tiffany do, however, it will be just another Hosea bullshit win: the mediocre chef at the top because the better chefs screwed some small thing up.

My thoughts exactly, Kinopio and Pairesta. How do those ghost shows stay on the air on every channel?

Maybe the "world-renowned genealogist" could only go back to the great greats for everyone because after that, Carla and Tiffany's family trees disappeared thanks to slavery.

Also, if Carla doesn't kick Hosea's ass Season Five will offically be a wash.

Blais' strangled "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT—-" in front of Padma said it all. He was about to strangle her and the other judges.

None of my comments made it up during the red carpet pre-show, which is fine—I get that there was a glut of them to go through—but when I saw STEVEN HYDEN repeating some of them as his own, I bailed. Sorry, guys.

I like Paula. Despite the over-the-top food she now promotes as part of her UberSouthern personality, she did actually open a very successful restauarant and do all her own cooking at the start of her career. She has the street cred.

Fabio would definitely be Lacey to Blais' Cagney.

Like others, I loved Tiffany during her season and have been completely underwhelmed with her in All Stars. I think that speaks more to the amounts of dicks and mediocre chefs in her season. She's definitely out of her element this time around.

I thought it was definitely meh, Lemur. Too much of his tired old "I was once a punk rocker and drug addict, but now I eat offal" schtick and not enough of the chapter on Justo Thomas, Le Bernardin's amazing fish guy—which was truly good, truly interesting.

any schmuck = Marcel

Yes! Love, love, LOVE The Apartment, and—referring to another article on the AV Club's home page, Fred MacMurray should be on any list of surprising cinematic badasses. Between this and Double Indemnity, you wonder how he ever became best known for light family comedy.

Hell yes to Wild Wild West! What a bizarre, creepy summer action movie.

I knew, once Bravo played up the bromance between Angelo and Mike, that one of them was going home. I was hoping for Mike.

@split7inch: Del Boca Vista! I can't stop laughing.

Murder By Death is a great movie! I was so obsessed with it as a kid. Has MYOF covered it, or does my memory fail me and it wasn't really a flop?

Let's just pause for a moment and remember Joan Crawford in Trog.

I was going to say, Bill Bryson's one of the few Americans who can pull this type of humor off.

This used to be on HBO (or maybe Showtime) all the fucking time back in the early 80s. I think Helen's in some fancy lingerie trying to seduce Fu Manchu at one point. Even with the onset of puberty, a scene I might find potentially very interesting was super creepy because Sellers is so god awful in this movie.

partdavid is right on the money here. And what does it say about this (I'm going to assume it's a woman) woman's relationship that she'd rather eat then fuck? Sounds like there's a ton of problems in addition to not knowing when to put the damn fork down.