"Shiek"—good grief.

Yeah, I didn't realize there was an Italian national fishing team. Is there a global competition for this activity?

Was there ever a moment in the history of dining that a customer said, "Hey? You know what this cucumber soup needs? More cucumber water!" Jesus Cucumber Christ, Jamie, go home already.

Blais should win because of his skill, but if Carla did I wouldn't be disappointed. She's got a lot of heart—and is apparently a hell of a cook. Why else would she be winning challenges?

Yes, during her season the other chefs were constantly ribbing Jamie for only doing two things: scallops and soup

YESSSSSS

It's really the ONLY way to understand the damn thing.

I want to see this undersea gangster movie with Jeff Bridges and Marilyn Manson…my imagination can't even handle the potential weirdness.

I like American Pickers. Those Pawn Star guys, from what I've seen of the closing minutes, seem stupid as shit. The rest, especially the upcoming horror that is the Larry the Cable Guy American history show? I want a refund from my cable TV company, now.

Could be worse. Could be Piper Palin.

Haunted animals. I can't get over this show concept. This is a thing now?

Ha! I was saying the "Top Gnocchi" line to a coworker earlier, during our morning recap.

See, I think Angelo is entertaining to watch *because* of the futzing, and how others react to it.

"control freak" just about nails it

Her teammates *should* have called Jamie's name out; it seems like other chefs on both teams didn't have a problem with shouting out the names of other members, whether or not they were ready.

Maybe, but her teammates were right to call her out for her weaselly behavior.

This gerbil really knows his shit!

Fabio looks terrible. Puffy eyes, greasy hair, bloated—he's not himself this season.

Amy in her googly-eyed blindfold was hilarious!

As much as I dislike Spike, Jamie's the one contestant I feel really doesn't belong on All Stars. Her food's always been ho-hum.