It says you're able to realize historic figures rarely behaved or believed in concepts alien to the then-acceptable culture and politics, I guess. Now let's talk about those miserable racist slave-owning, slave-fucking bastards the Founding Fathers.

VAN ALDEN! GET IN HERE! NOW!

"Feeble-minded" is an insult that needs to come back into modern parlance.

Ha ha, the Stonewall Jackson castration lie is golden. Did you really think you were going to get away with that, Good Eats?

Also, it's kinda hard to film scenes in multiple bordellos and pretend the girls went around all day fully clothed.

Is everyone sure that was a body double? Admittedly, I haven't seen Kelly's boobs since Trainspotting came out, but I guess I wasn't paying enough attention to the editing to say it was someone else.

The Victorians: Serious Mustard Addicts

Nah, phel, the crossover started much earlier, with Patsy herself. Glen Campbell, Anne Murray, Dolly Parton were definitely country-pop icons. Then came along Garth Brooks…

The Silver Fox!

I don't understand how you can live in a world where you don't hear the original. Explain how this happens, please.

Do you have any soda bread recipes for us, Mrs. Beeton? I hear you're quite handy around the house.

Sooner or later, thanks to Lucky, we're gonna have to call Grandma Gillian "Bruised Peaches".

I was surprised a Senator in the 20s would order such a delicate drink.

No, I think Lucky's setting her up to be beaten or otherwise used as a pawn to get Jimmy to come back to Atlantic City. Whatever's going on isn't going to end well.

I've been waiting for the Loretta article since March 2009.

Baby Night

$13? Did it come with a crappy handjob?

The sad thing is that the waitress from Perkins was the classiest one of the bunch.

And let's not even talk about what Jack "The Golden Bear" Nicklaus did in his spare time.

I love fish tacos and shrimp tacos, it's the Taco Bell brand that gives me the willies.