Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?

RON VIBBENTROP AND MR. HILTER!

Oh, hawo, I remember Comedy Tonight. You know, back when Bobcat Goldthwait and Whoopi Goldberg were…funny. Wow.

Blackmail is my favorite sketch. Michael Palin as the sleazy game show host, participants having to pay the show rather than the other way around, the grainy film of sexual misadventures, and the directions to leave the money "behind the hot water pipe, third stall down, Victoria Station bathroom" or something.

PBS in the 70s here too! God bless KQED out of San Francisco. I fart in their general direction.

Ha ha! The first time I saw Bill Maher, Random, I thought he WAS that guy.

"The Distance Between You and Me", Anywhere.

You took your parents on your date? I guess that means you didn't get any.

I'm sure you guys can imagine my heartbreak when I found out A Clockwork Orange wasn't a cooking show.

Kyle, you're more than a creep. You're a turd.

But the question is, would Bogie make it in today's film industry?

I still jerk off manually.

If you won't see Krull, hot dogs, will you at least go to a matinee of Tron with me? I'll buy you that new candy bar everyone likes, Whatchamacallit.

I saw what you did up there, Wimpy!

Wait…did he just tie the insurance industry to the Protestant Reformation? I don't remember that being one of Martin Luther's demands.

It was the 70s, guys. I went au naturel.

Everyone's reading my mind today on this article. Nothing is one of the greatest break-up songs.

Yeah, I'm kinda disappointed by the gargoyle aside. Maybe it's the tight jeans and white cowboy hat image, but Yoakam's not bad looking at all.

Goddamn, I just said If There Was A Way and This Time were the best up the page^^. Both are just solid, solid country albums.

His lyrics are the greatest!