I was sure "no talent assclown" was going to refer to Julia Roberts.

Coming spring 2011: OFF THE HOOK! Starring Gerard Butler as Guy Fieri, and Jennifer Aniston as Applebee's new low calorie chicken wrap.

Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't know there was a cell of touchy anti-Labradoreans around here.

Every territory? So, does that mean they played only in Newfoundland and not in Labrador, since the latter usually gets lumped in to the former?

I think his contract requires him to be in every single Food TV Network show now.

Either way, it sounds like extra spicy tater tots or something.

I'm not sure Nicolae Ceausescu has enough distinct features for the average American arts consumer to recognize him.

X-tra large cucumber?

I knew it was you, Idi, but The Hater refers to Pinochet just above your photo. Perhaps you should have a word with Amelie.

That's true…other Jim…Carla was easily the person on Cheers who fucked the most.

That's it. Someone start talking about anal. Clueless Neophyte?

Can I get a little bear pickle, then?

I think if you're gonna spit tobacky, it's "usta".

Something tells me Mikey would merely be happy to see others following his lead.

I WANT THE HUSKY MAN WITH THE BEARD.

Can we give you shit if it comes in one or two strange flavors from Japan?

Abortion forcing? I thought the Methodists cornered that racket.

Long, Hack or Duvall, DPA? Hell, I always go for the classic: Winters.

Kirstie was less funny on Cheers. I never warmed up to her character the way I did Diane, and forget about rooting for Sam-n-Rebecca.

ZING!