Yes, I should have clarified: they're supposed to bring all the pre-existing souls they can into the MORMON world. It's somewhat different from the Roman Catholic embrace of fertility.

I definitely want to know more about the Walker family.

Mormons' primary duty is to bring souls into this world, so they *have* to have six kids or more. These poor women know they're falling short of the church's teaching. It's making Barb and Nicki crazy.

But is he making babies? He's implanting something with the help of his brother, and whatever it is, it ain't right. And I think Nicki's the next…victim.

I know! That was totally awesome, especially the blood splatters on Lois' face.

Uuuuuuuugggghhhhhh

I'd take part in a Velvet Revolution with him anytime, if you know what I mean.

Based on the previews of next week's show, I'm guessing Marilyn knows Bill is a polygamist and plans on using that information. But for what? Money? More Indian contacts? Bill's not really a power player in Utah politics, he has too many nutty relatives and a shady background.

Yeah, I don't see how this scheme of Margene's is going to work out very well. A few snaps from last Christmas won't go very far with the INS when they see everything else going on in Bill's "compound".

Hey! I have a snappy comeback too! It's called

Felonious, hand over your AV Club card. You've been kicked back down to MySpace.

Jesus Christ, you pansies. Quit complaining. So Shutter Island was actually on a rich man's private preserve surrounded by the modern world and the bogeymen were the elders dressed up in wolf suits. Any idiot saw that twist coming.

People, people, people. This is a SCORSESE movie. Even if a good chuck of it is wretched, there will still be something interesting to watch. Remember Bill the Butcher? Methinks Jackie Earle Haley and Patricia Clarkson might steal the show.

Couphoub had the best joke in the thread.

Powderfinger01: Kirk Cameron or Stephen Baldwin?

That's funny. God the Mailman lost two of my Christmas gifts in the mail this year. I had to contact His Regional Supervisor.

I'm sure we can cobble more puns together, if given enough vine.

I can't wait until the Community College Teaching Assistant starts posting.

CN, that is wretched…I mean bliss.

I just learned something new and disgusting today: Arundel's "batwing".