Conor Snowburst
Motherfucker sings like he's standing in a blizzard wearing nothing but socks and sadness.

But wait…
oh that we could remove "social-networking" from the headline.

Everyone knows
Scrapingus the Wood Elf with a penchant for daincin' and shoe shinin' was ultimately cut from Tolkien's original manuscript.

Day late…

Uh, yes, Mr. Sir…
Pretty sure I'm one of three people who didn't like Inception.

Bladders of Love
was so fucking awful. Christ on a bike. The musical equivalent of listening to someone beat the living shit out of a seagull using an accordion.

One wonders…
what role Betty White will play….