i can't believe they're already rebooting the judge dredd reboot.

or the thin ones that came in the newspaper and you were hoping they'd get the whole mcdonalds big mac jingle correct so you could win a prize.

AAAAAAARMS RAISED ᶦᶰ ᵃ V!

i'm not sure being high would have helped, it was a HUGE step down from the 1st one.

did you go to college in pawnee?

i had it as a teen and it came back as an adult.

this is worse than when carmen miranda ripped off bugs bunny!

i don't think thats worked in like 15 years. these modern day trolls have hypothetical reactors getting mad in their brains enough to feed them if ignored.

i've been to a fair number of comedy shows, and not every single one has hecklers. not even the majority.

i liked jeffrey ross's comedy lounge lizards special from the 90s so much that i have a hard time accepting that he sucks now. did he run out of non-insult jokes after that? was backpack-on-the-forehead a one time thing? its like he's jack napier and fell into a vat of crisco instead of chemical waste.

i just got back from beating up some true blood fans who were hanging out in barnes + nobles looking for shirtless photos of the true blood cast.

I'll stand below you, lift you up, increase the PAAAAAIIIIN!

people bring hot pocket boxes for him to sign.

i know its probably a quote or whatever, but why would the sound engineer ask someone to turn it up when they're in charge of the knob?

less wang

he could do all his new material and then do imdb quotes from his show as an encore.

nope. he's awesome. no amount of lauren hilling can change that.

you obviously don't have allergies.

i was going through phil hartman youtube videos and he said he did mr. wilsons voice on the dennis the menace cartoon and my mind was similarly blown.

he was a rookie.