he poops during commercials. like the rest of us.

Tʜɘ ƨqɘɘɔʜ iƨ noƚ quɿɘly dɒɔʞwɒɿbƨ.

tricky's pre-millennium tension is the best.

neil landstrum. man they were ahead of their time.

FINISH HIM

then they checked their ticket and it didn't say Mant!

some people go to web md, some people go to yahoo answers, some people sing about it on stage. last line of the song "thats normal right?"

at a tyler perry movie, that would be the best part.

"next up, we gotsta use a t-shirt canon and fire-work shooting popcorn machines at the local 5k!"

his rule is: its ok, unless a baby is dancing to it.

if you watched open water and grizzly man back to back, you'd probably kill the nearest dandelion so it wouldn't kill you.

it was on netflix and it was horrible. horrible!

let it be on the record that i love open water and will probably love this movie.

Open Water: In Space!

look at ye whittled boat!

i found a supersuckers concert ticket on the floor once and went to it not knowing anything about them. if they'd quizzed me i'd be booted immediately.

all it has to do is be better than paul.

also no one would see it, especially the employees. they're all pretending to organize snickers bars at the check out. or if they are there, they're asking me too many questions about a funnel until i finally admit i'm going to pee in it.

sex video film

this is pretty but poorly recorded.