Alien Vs. Country Bears! Get on it!

Natronicus, sir, this is a poetry journal.

I know I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Bugs Bunny when they started in with that.

What about Tron Bonne?

They could also go with Aang's spirit-bending Ozai linked their life energy together in some fundamental way. Or that he expended a bunch of life energy using said powers to teach a new crop of people airbending.

Also:

I fucking love that "enemy birds' line.

I guess this means my hopes for a series about Toph and June being hot lesbian bounty hunters together will go unfulfilled.

I've watched the whole series at least five times and The Tale of Iroh never fails to choke me up.

Actually, lionturtle = vanishing isle from Prisoner of Zenda.

The Boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt!

Iodine, Memories, Don't Go Home With Your Hard-on, and the title track are great if you take them out of the context of Cohen's other work. The rest of Death of a Lady's Man is pure fucking crap.

Ebert went easy on this turd.

Half Sharkalligator, half man! People of Earth, I'm from Jupiter!

The Pelican Brief? Really? Rainmaker and A Time To Kill are way better and neither are what you'd call good. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a protagonist lawyer.

He's too short.

As a huge fan of the show, I'm definitely gonna see Last Airbender. I'm not really all that excited about it, though. If they fuck up Ko The Face Stealer, I'm gonna burn down Shamalam's house.

Vanilla Sky is completely unwatchable. It makes Gordy look like Badlands.

If they're doing Nazi werewolves
I'm gonna need an Ilsa reference, thank you very much.

What Am I Doing Hanging Around? - The Monkees
Why Don't You Write Me? - Simon and Garfunkel
Flowers On The Wall- The Statler Bros.
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
Yer So Bad -Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Backdoor Lover - DuJour
Won't You Dance With Me? - The Detroit Cobras
She's So Untouchable - Johnny Thunders
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