To be fair, the watermelon was asking for it.

What is Chase's power, or is being good-looking and rich already technically a super power?

Can you perform self-surgery on someone else?

I think they should cast Fry as the Anti-House, a jovial genius of a doctor that loves people and loves treating people. Hands out lollipops. He and House can solve medical mysteries, fight crime, or just run through their old sketch bits. I'd be cool with any of that.

"The abject humiliation of being human resounds in every line I ever wrote" has always stuck with me. The Jose Chung episode of The X-Files was one of the funniest hours of tv I've ever seen, and the JC episode of Millennium was one of the best.

I work Thursday nights, so I usually watch Community around lunchtime on Friday and by the time I get here (say, right after lunch) there's at least 400 posts up. With the AD&D episode, which I really wanted to get into early, there were 800 posts by lunchtime.

So what are they going to do next year?
I'm guessing a film noir style episode. A Rainman thing with Abed would be a little too on-the-nose, but I'd trust the writing staff. All I know is there's going to be a lot of dances and a lot of dioramas, and maybe a diorama depicting the many dances.

I noticed it. The shot of that flag going up while the Greendale flag went down was maybe my favorite sight gag of the night.

I figured it was CC when the evil dean was in last week's "guest starring" list, and Pistol Patty wasn't.

I gotta say, Cenac is my favorite Daily Show correspondent. I'd point to the bit he did with the American Real Estate Association (or whatever) where he ended up doing a bit of "Beverly Hills Cop" schtick at their convention to back that up.

Best use of a deadpan Foley in a KITH sketch:

I think he wanted Jeff, but he would have been okay with anybody.

I went into this episode thinking it might be good, but it wasn't going to be as good as "Modern Warfare". By the time the title cards were up, I was sold.

"I may be a sinner past hope of redemption, but I am not a government official."

the line in Club Dread that always makes me chuckle…
"At every party there's always some asshole that likes to shit in the apple pie. Well, you just met the one apple pie that shits back."

My fear is John Hawkes will get a Jim Beaver-sized cameo. Ellsworth had three friggin' lines!

The part that got me about the Tim shot (not while watching the episode, but today, driving home from work) was that during the tense standoff, all the Marshals must have already been in position. There was the gunshot from the house and all the shooting from the Bennett's gun thugs, and I guess they were just…

Fun Fact: In the 1800's, "beaver" was a euphemism for a woman's unshaven underarm.

The best one I saw was 2 Bunnies 2 Cups.

I really liked this show…
Until 4th season, I guess it was. The new showrunners took over and to me it seemed like they had never watched the show before. The breaking point for me was the episode where McCormack's character encouraged a witness to lie on the stand so that the truth wouldn't get out about the guy's…