Paz de la Huerta was in a movie called "Enter the Void". Wow, that's like a metaphor for… something.

"I wasn't going to but you kinda talked me into it."
My favorite thing about that line was right after Jimmy shoots the guy. Nucky gives him a look and Jimmy gives him a little apologetic shrug. I thought that was a great moment between those two.

The only Simpson's episode that made me cry was the one where Santa's Little Helper becomes one of Mr. Burn's attack dogs. When he turns at the end to defend Bart from the dobermans… Niagra Falls.

I actually had a Burn Notice dream last night, except that the plan involved capturing some Burmese pythons, cutting the rodents they had just eaten out of their bodies (so they'd still be hungry), and then wrapping them around the prisoners I was going to interrogate. The problems started when one of the pythons…

Jeff's unbridled glee at not knowing what was going on was the moment this episode won me over. So yeah, before the opening credits.

Hey, you got a story out of it.

They could shoot it on the "Boardwalk Empire" sets after everyone has gone home for the day. This could be just the project Griffin Dunne needs to get back on top!

Isn't there some sort of apocolypse pass on booty calls, though? I'm fine making that a rule.

It bugs me too, humanist. Maybe it's because I don't do well with horror movies and tv shows, but every time someone makes noise on this show I find myself wanting someone to whack them with a shovel. If zombies are attracted to noise, let's not honk the horn impatiently. Let's make that Rule #1.

This show knocks it out of the park every week.

I totally missed it, fast forwarding though the (lame) opening credits. Glad to see he's getting work though.

He should just wear the German sniper mask around. And get in fights with The Rocketeer. That's what deformed people did in the 20's, right?

I thought the music was a little too on the nose this ep. Particularly the monster music, and the "daddy" song when the house burned down. It took me out a little bit.

30 Rock was basically a gag machine, P&R went for the character humor, and Community split the difference.

2. You missed a little of the dinner scene at the Capones'. For a minute there I thought the kid was going to turn out autistic, but Capone's mom drops a coffee pot and Jimmy notices the kid doesn't react. He snaps his finger by the kid's head, Capone sees it but doesn't say anything. The payoff is the scene at…

I originally heard three times, but Candyman was five times (probably just to draw out the suspense).

Actually, kudos. Self-amusing three times in a row is quite an accomplishment. Unless you're 16, then it's just a "Saturday".

At work, because of the Bulgarians, when things look shady I'll say, "This looks awfully Bulgarian."

That is one terrible stoic, red rover.

I think you mean "obstensible".