It already takes me 2-3 hours per week just to update my Dungeons & Dragons characters. I simply don't have time for a FF roster, unless I can put my 13th half-orc rogue on it.

@Dano: You maybe should have waited for someone to say, "Book'em,' but other than that, top notch canceraidin'.

Fresh Air on NPR replayed a interview with Schimmel from 2008. It's pretty good. He talks about cancer and losing a son, but it's straight forward and there are some very funny bits. Worth checking out.

That's so sad.

My favorite Schimmel bit…
"Girl asks me, 'Do you want to have the most incredible orgasm of your life?' *No*. So she says, 'Shove these beads up your ass and when I yank them out, you'll come like crazy.' I said, 'First of all, when it comes to my ass, two words I'm not wild about are "shove" and "yank". But she…

All I know about "Terriers" comes from the teaser I've seen while watching "Louie", and it appears to be about a small dog that either really likes or really does not like a glove.

As long as we're kind of talking abouyt crank-turning and L&O:SVU, for my money, it was always Casey Novak, before she was a blonde. In fact, go back to before she was the ADA, when she raped that stripper and strangled that chick. That was hot.

In their defense you do have a history of self-abuse.

Arkansas?

@Oates: You know, I do hate the Beach Boys.

It is… a terrible song. Just terrible. The only message of it is that the girls in California are somewhat hotter than girls elsewhere. Even as pop songs go, it's pretty mindless. I mean, it's like Ke$ha-level mindless.

I like Zooey and dislike Katy, but I confess that when I see them on magazine covers I don't know which is which.

s5 is the only one I don't have on dvd, so I haven't seen that ep in probably 5 years.

For what it's worth…
Spike's "I may be a monster, but you've always treated me like a man," is one of my favorite little moments in the series.

I've never heard it said this way before. My family always said, "If the Lord's willing and the creek don't rise."

Warren the Ape is a good show.

I think the 30 Rock was worth mentioning because it is, as mentioned in the interview, one of the three things she has done. If she had done four things, like a cat food commercial, the 30 Rock thing could have easily been dropped from the list.

I… I still like Sarah Silverman.

I get a lot of books from my local dollar store. I think they get a lot of overstock stuff, because they books aren't used, but they tend to be a couple of years old. Sometimes they even have signed copies. I pick up 5 or so whenever I'm in there, and if they're not good, they're worth $3.50 in trade in at my…

I vote for chili-based hallucinations.