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Again the gunplay in this episode is amateurish at best
Was Mike actually attempting to hit someone during the big escape? He wasn't even looking down his sites. He had damn EOTech optics on his rifle and should have been tearing it up. Half of the bad guys were initially right out in the open and Mike had the drop on

There's nothing to recap since nothing happens.

Margaret is such a chick
Margaret dispenses the worst shooting advice.

God help you if you DVR the episode and happen to watch AMC the next day. Their Episode 2 promos have Episode 1 spoilers all over them.

The makers of this show have never met an actual soldier
Otherwise the extras playing soldiers would have been wearing the collars on their uniforms correctly. The soldiers looked absolutely ridiculous with the mandarin collars up. No one wears the ACU that way.

Moon needs to keep doing CPR
Her cleavage is enchanting.

Soooo Generic
This show is simply boring the hell out of me. I'll stick for now. I guess.

Hacks
Who were the hacks that wrote this show and what was their previous credits?

The coin
I think it's pretty obvious that was a gold coin he intended to give to his nephew. He'd been talking about giving him a gift all day.

Barclay's soothing music
Barclay plays some music when he is trying to go to sleep. Does anyone know if this music has a name? Or was it just a piece written for the episode?

Stop trying to depress me.
Somebody turn on a damn light on this show.

The fans
I don't find Oprah interesting. But I do find the psychosis of her fans fascinating. I mean what type of people are these? They must be intolerable to live with.

The classroom scene
If you wrote KILLER on the board, why would you even show up to class? Because then you couldn't walk out dramatically, that's why.

Abusive husbands
Nothing is more satisfying than when a wife or child abuser gets their ass kicked. Shane should have finished the job and saved everybody a lot of hassle down the road.

One more episode
This show is this close to being removed from the DVR. Not sure why I've put up with it this long.