"It's just my girl penis…"   

"Lasagna"  ~ classic Tom diction in the face of food poisoning

(Fart!) That (fart) was (ffffart) The (phlart) Douche (Pooooop) talking….

John Hannah was perfect for Rhys as you described. Since Sherlock said he doesn't ever want to see him again etc I'm guessing we will.

Declare your ironic anti-intellectualism with a "Moo, I'm a Horse" Lion Tee today!

"Why did I buy such a loud pacemaker?!"

"mmmmMawp!  mmmmMawp!"

"Did I remember to Tivo 'Girls'?"

50 Shades of Crap… I thought the Bill Hader shriek-fest  was actually the funniest thing of this cringe-worthy, forced and fake ep myself. It was like the frustration toward this cheeky, lazy, easy, smug SNL of present was being fully expressed.  I don't see Hader being in control of much with his veteran's status, at…

"Let's give it a try."

"Let's give it a try."

What a waste of brownie mix!  It did sort of look… delicious.  ulp!

Okay, who took a spelunk in the Man Cave?!

"The nature documentary layer of Shameless has been stripped away now that the viewer has become familiar with the Gallaghers' living and mating habits."  ~ good point, there is nothing very shocking about what any of them do anymore, it's even stupid and rote like the way Ian plows just about any ass that'll show up…

Chief Ken just rocks at the ambiguous burn. It seemed fitting that he finally backed up Leslie and covered her ass for the artifact hijinx. Making Jamm act "incredibly offensive" was the icing on the penis-shaped cake.

Chief Ken just rocks at the ambiguous burn. It seemed fitting that he finally backed up Leslie and covered her ass for the artifact hijinx. Making Jamm act "incredibly offensive" was the icing on the penis-shaped cake.

I think the scotch hand moisturizer had him a little wasted.

I think the scotch hand moisturizer had him a little wasted.

"It's just Bev, my mother died naming me."

"If I were you, I would hate to be me."  LOL!