P.J. O'Rourke is fuckin' funny.

Kid from Smoke

Sorry iphone auto-correcting error — ores should be pres. Any other typos are my fault.

Timeline?
When the ores found out Jack had been framed, it had been less than an hour since Ethan had resigned. Wouldn't she have at that point get him on the phone and tell him to get back to work? I mean the guy probably hadn't even started cleaning out his desk yet.

Loved the way he delivered that line - like his effect on women is a cross he has to bear.

The Muppets where Alan Arkin accidently drinks a Jekyll and Hyde potion.

The Dr. Seuss Bible
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Maybe Ben had a bible/silver cigarette case/other cliched bullet stopping device in his shirt pocket.

Oh, I know it's God awful, but my Mom loves Pavarotti and even though I think part of her knows it's no good, she can put that aside for him.

…or not. Apparently these don't ship internationally.

Sweet! I know what I'm getting my Mom for Mother's Day!

I'm sure they'll gauge the website views it to some extent, but people talk about ratings as if they are an ends and not a means. Since they probably make almost no revenue from the web viewings, if they don't actually get people watching it on TV, it won't matter.

Sam Clayton?
Sam Mullen Jr?

Bono????
I'm assuming that Sam had the brilliant idea of using the good Irish first name of the lead singer of U2 for his alias' last name.

Is anyone else starting to find the word CancerAIDS as annoying as the firsties that inspired it?

What I don't get is iTunes will be releasing a 3 tiered pricing structure soon.
Which means that the Beatles (or their estates) either think $.69 is too much or $1.29 isn't enough. Either way, WTF?

Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room,
Only to find First God's failure.

Original Battlestar Galactica/Galactica 1980
Ditch Starbuck and Apollo and the focus on Boxie as an adult? Who thought that was a good idea?

typo ruins the punch-line. It should have read "doG like that"

bete may be stupid in a slang usage, but it literally means beast. So you combine that with sex and … hey stop looking at my do like that!