The entire existence of humankind has been a lead up to this exact moment. This is the pinnacle. Enjoy it, people. It's all downhill from here.

read it for the 2nd time and still laughed. I'm pathetic.

Everytime I think of watching Moneyball, I remember Ron Washington is portrayed in it. Then I remember the Rangers blowing the World Series. Then I get pissed off. Needless to say, I don't think I will be watching Moneyball anytime soon. Oh well. Fuckin Rangers.

You're emotionally complex.

They should take this paper…..and stick it up their butt!

That is an incredibly disturbing picture.

Due to a lack of a friend who was willing to go with me, I was unable to see the Boss on their last tour. Here's hoping I can find a friend this time.

I am an American aquarium drinker, I assassin down the avenue.

What does MTV have against suckers? It must be pretty big to ban all sucker from an award show and pre-warn everyone that no suckers will be allowed.

Fat guy in a little coat.

I did too. I was suprised when I saw this get a C.

Damn. Beat me to it.

My money is on Renee Zellweger.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I haven't been a fan of HIMYM this season, but that last shot of barney killed me. Well done NPH.

I am now turning my roomate's room into a Dream-a-tourium where I shall go and enjoy many more seasons of Community. He will understand…..or be really pissed. At this point I don't really care.

Fuck this. I'm totally committed to being evil now. ::puts on goatee::

Thanks. My initial goal was to create a funny and awesome avatar, but then I got bored/lazy after 30 seconds and ended up with this. Oh well.

Man, I forgot about Dre

I thought it was great. Try watching it and not getting, "Everything comes down to poo" stuck in your head.