Oh, the free hand is *totally* the best part!

And Stanley's horribly inept "dribbling" on the court makes me giggle every time.

@avclub-9b60cf1b2106f886f17cba2b1a0359b9:disqus Meaning that, whoever wins, we lose?

I'm Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast, and I don't like this film! Get away!

Once again, for fun, "…complete awesomeness at all times."

Joey did get better as it went on, but he was never the best. Never.

The panty-dropper is anytime he whispers or says "Ohhhhhhh," like in Feel Good Hit. Or any Eagles record. The hotness just radiates through.

You should have read it in Matt Dillon's voice.

Hang on — did you just call No Aloha half-assed?!

2 teaspoons?! How do you taste anything else? Wait, how big are your servings?

And the Facebook posts. Sweet Lord above, the Facebook posts. Amazing.

"And frankly, LaDonnica, you have not been real helpful."

Yeah, I was looking for Hiding Out, too. I'm glad that you asked about it, but it seems like it got lost in the other two in that questions. Oh well. Still a great read!

^This.
^This.
^This.

"That was horrible and you've ruined my life" is my new favorite response to anything moderately below average. I'm considering writing it on some student papers.

Wanna try that again?

Mmmm, Sambo's…. Now I want mini-muffins and orange butter :(

WOMEN BE SASSIN'.

Why not? What do you have against flavor?

Not between. Just Watchtower.