Well done.

No way. Role Models is definitely the best of those three.

Can't…choose…which one…to make out with….first….

Never mind. Ignore me.

You're doing it wrong.

The what, the what, and the what?

"What are we doing here, Ma?"

And spits water! That's his awesome contribution!

Sonmi FTW. Unfuckwithable.

But even casting as perfect as Broadbent as Cavendish can't make me believe this will work. The book is so, so wonderful. Just can't shake the bad feeling about the movie. (Tykwer helps a little, though.)

But it's not just Franco snark — it's also academic snark, which is the best kind of snark there is. Snark.

Seriously. As soon as I saw AHS I thought this was a joke list. I still sorta do.

True. I do really like Scrooged, but it lacks a certain….

Oh! Suck on that, Dr. No Dick!

This.

HBO does not share your views.

I loooooooooooove that scene. I'm a total sucker for the redemption story, and his regret and shame as he's apologizing to Maggie is palpable. The authenticity of it gets me every time. Totally love the whole special.

I'm always thinking of that. Because it's awesome.

I'm terrified by what Eazy E's cramsicle might be.

Oh, that's just simply not true. On no planet does Billy do better with Landslide than Stevie. That cover is a slaughter of a really pretty song.