What, with all the cancer-HOYVEN and aids-MAVEN?

They put AIDS in the watercress??!??!?

I'm with OP. Teri Garr's was awesome.

First favorite song was also first favorite video: Voices Carry by Til Tuesday. I think it was because it made it ok for me, as a 4-year-old, to shout SHUT UP a whole bunch of times. Either that or I spotted Aimee Mann's talent way early on.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

Check again. As LG posted above, fake: http://melroseandfairfax.bl…

You sure he's gonna live that long?

May you never know the joy of feeling like a slice of butter…melting over a big ol' pile of flapjacks.

Things The Sheen is #LOSING:

I know, riiiight? Totes!

Not douchey. Just better than you.

reality show clip time?

Fastandsloppy is Tracy Jordan?

It depends on what your meaning of 'is' is, really.

I don't mind giving up the Burt Reynolds discussion since we got a shout out to Bartleby.

I like anything that pairs Colin Firth and porn. That man can wear a sweater.

And don't forget about the Duane/Darth Maul conundrum.

This just in: compression is bad.

JVS, there's no denying that Philly should have beat SF in the playoffs last year. SHOULD have.

I Will Move to Texas
to see Arcade Fire play with Explosions. Yes I will.