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If you didn't like the second half of District 9, you have no soul.

Ok, thanks. I knew all that, but I guess I was just expecting something that specifically related spitting/swallowing and autism. Thought there was something I was missing.

It was definitely a fun, sexy time for all.

Ok. I give up. What the hell are you all talking about?

His name is Robert Paulson?

Flaubert, that is the saddest, most accurate thing I've ever read on this site.

That's funny. You sound more like you're from Berkeley.

We never prefer Hosea winning. Never.

Precisely my thoughts, Phel. I would love for Jolie to work in her open weekend box office numbers while speaking to the cast and crew.

"Weekend at Burnsies" is S13. I'm not saying you have to buy it, but you fuckers are missing out if you're not renting it.

Warren Oates, how DARE you bring up Seymour!

Just don't have a go at the eyes, cause that's astigmatism I've had from the age of five.

The goose, I'm not sure about, but they did recover his swan.

And really, peanut butter M&Ms ARE way better. It's about goddamn time someone said it.

Well, sometimes sticks be actin' up. You gotta tase 'em. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

I'm tasing sticks. And rope?

I believe it's now "Snakes in a Lake."

MY TALLEST! MY tallest! my TaLLEST! mY TALLest! My TallEST!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome! K-Pow + Scorps = WIN

Pretty sure Lizzy Caplan made the fap list.