= lifetime pass.

Yeah, but you're only getting broadcast, right? As much as I hate most of basic cable, I love me some Soup, Mad Men, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Plus, new Futurama is coming.

I CAN HAZ RIDICULOUS, UNDESERVED BUYOUT?

Oh yeah! Thanks, Fritzy!

I thought RULES OF ENGAGEMENT was the movie where all the WB teen actors showed how awesomely edgy they were. Is that a different movie?

C'mon, sarCCastro. Sense the tone.

Seriously. How on earth is a herniated disc worth $15 mil?

Or invitations that say "please RSVP."

Get on the ball, Sheltie.

Oops. Sorry, Mr. Workman.

I believe it was: "A PUPPY committed suicide after seeing our bathroom!"

Slimpickins does not care about black chicken.

"GeoGreg Killed By Sex Machine, Buried in $5000 Suit"

Huh. Never heard of it. FUCKING FAYGO, HOW DOES IT WORK?

No, really though - what the hell is Faygo?

When I heard someone say "hakarl" I swore that that he said "hot carl." I was genuinely frightened.

Huge congrats! They are lucky to have you and all your hate!

No. No one prefers him.

Now that I can believe.

Turned out? As if he wasn't while he was on the show?