So your brother's going alone, Beautiful Film? 'Cause it's $700 PER PERSON for that nonsense at the SF shows. I felt gouged just reading that price.

Oooooooh! He called you a fixie!!!!!!!!!!!

I follow your logic, Jorge - Dress to Kill does seem to be the act where he most sticks to a script - but my absolute favorite bits come when he has screwed up or has gone too far and needs to come back. That said, Definite Article is the best of all.

YESS wins the internet.

Why? Had the Philosophy courses gone bad?

As a fan of his, wouldn't this make you sad?

This is ridiculous. The commercial clearly stated LindsEy, not LindsAy. No way that could be Lohan.

@Captain Oblivious (a bit up there) - that same thing has always pissed me off. Total disregard for all the work that her teammates have put in. I hate that goddamn ending.

I'll watch if it's DJ Roomba.

I was waiting for Carol/Cheryl to jump into the phone conversation between them. Alas, it wasn't to be this time.

Penguin, I'm voting for Fort Kick-ass. Nothing better than that one.

I actually had to remove my own shoe and hit myself in the head with it a few times. Good lord, indeed!

Sphincter, are you saying that you have Jaffa Cakes for us?

And suddenly I have doubled my respect for Edgar Wright.

I don't know, Grey Man. You'll have to ask them.

What, like a person named Arthur? Because the movie is very much on DVD.

Hold up:

I has much bigger problems when they ate the Alice cake. Pretty creepy when you're only 6.

You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Smalls. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

I much prefer the Jabberpocky. He comes bearing Japanese snack sticks instead of CGI.